A young child is terrified to discover that a planned family trip is to be haunted by vile man-eating monsters out of his worst nightmare. His attempt to save his beloved family is assisted by the spectre of his deceased grandfather. Also, there are NO trolls in this movie, only goblins.

I originally heard about this movie in a magazine that explained that there was Bad Horror Movie convention some where in the North East that was based on this movie.  After renting this movie, I have got to say I understand why such an event could be based on one bad movie.  This movie has the worst acting, the worst story, the worst script of all time.   Over all it doesn’t even make a whole lot of sense.  It was awesome.

A young man and his girlfriend move into the man’s old mansion home, where he becomes possessed by a need to control ancient demons. 

I remember seeing this movie on the shelves of Blockbuster back when I was a kid, but I never rented it.  I’m not sure sure why because it is a classic.  It basically is a Gremlins clone but done in a much cheesier way.  Bad hand puppets and midgets.  You can’t get any better than that.

Set way in the future, Earth is no longer inhabitable, so humans have colonized in outer space. One colony receives two cryogenically frozen bodies, and when they defrost them, one of the bodies turns out to be…..who else? Jason Voorhees. No longer in the forest or Camp Crystal Lake, Jason stalks the colonists in a whole new environment.

I have to say that Friday the 13th is my all time favorite horror series.  It’s just got all the basic components of a classic slasher.  But on the 10th one, they decided to mix things up a bit.  Jason in Space is pretty much ridiculous in every way.  Jason not only finds himself in the future on some crazy spaceship, he also gets a super charged makeover in the end of the movie.  What else can you ask for?

Nada, a down-on-his-luck construction worker, discovers a pair of special sunglasses. Wearing them, he is able to see the world as it really is: people being bombarded by media and government with messages like “Stay Asleep”, “No Imagination”, “Submit to Authority”. Even scarier is that he is able to see that some usually normal-looking people are in fact ugly aliens in charge of the massive campaign to keep humans subdued.

Now I hadn’t heard about this movie til just recently, but I have to say that this one is one of the best bad horror movies I have seen.  It’s actually so entertaining, it actually is leaning towards just a damn good movie by itself.  Remember Rowdie Roddy Piper from the eighties wrestling? Well he’s the star and can see aliens thorough these magical sunglasses.  This movie has some of the best one liners ever written.